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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 10:20
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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share office space ...
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do I want to give up on men?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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